![]() It’s not small either, but frankly, if I were a chick, I wouldn’t be impressed by it. Firstly, I don’t have the biggest penis around. I never try to “score” by showing off my penis, for three reasons. I came across this via a different article, and as a man, I feel I should at least say something about it.įor myself, if I EVER send anyone a picture of my junk, it is the woman I am already in a relationship with, or it is to people I know, and purely for shock factor. Get it on Amazon and laugh your buns off! Read all about my dick pic quips there, plus lots of other chapters that may or may not talk about penis. Is “Looking forward to meeting you” code for “Send a portrait of your Johnson”? Are you afraid I won’t recognize it in person? Are you running for Congress? Uh oh! The rest of this post used to be here, but now it’s in my ebook, Single Woman Dating. That’s a lot of peen to screen.Īnd of course, it leaves us women asking one question: In fact, in her hilarious memoir, Jenny Lawson reported that as an HR manager she’d catch a different employee e-mailing his junk at least once a quarter. It might appear in a text, an e-mail or just hanging out on an online dating site. And I have learned that a sizable number of women have at least once fallen victim to the unwelcome cock shot. Over the past couple years as a single blogger, I’ve talked to many ladies about many dating issues. Winky, I’ve got a question for you: What’s up with the dick pics? And speaking of unoriginal matters involving Mr. ( 150 Comments ) If You’ve Got a Camera and a Penis, Read This.Vending machine art should be much cooler. The only other reference I could find to it was in Communication Arts magazine. The only search result was this blog entry by a woman who auditioned for a part in the Penis Casket commercial. ![]() If Google is any indication, The Penis Casket campaign seems to have been a complete failure (unless it hasn’t actually started yet). However, the promise of More Better Sex just might get through. ![]() If the goal is to get more people using condoms, make the condoms more enjoyable to use! As Robin Williams once said, “God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.” An appeal to reason will have little effect on a man in heat. Taken together, the whole piece reads, “Condoms: they totally suck, but they’re better than death.” It seems to me a much better approach would be to up-sell the condoms, like they did in the Golden Age of Condom Vending Machines, back in the ’70s: Vintage Condom Packaging That condom vendor is bleak, white, boring. Just look at the juxtaposition of the Penis Casket vendor and the condom vendor. I suspect that MTV is more interested in appearing to make a difference than actually making a difference, and they’ll never bother to test for success. Theoretically, with a campaign like this, one could also measure a decrease in new HIV/AIDS cases. With an advertising campaign you can measure if it’s successful because there will be a corresponding increase in sales. Fortunately for BooneOakley, it’s unlikely that the success of this project will be measured in any way. I’d be willing to bet good money that more transmissions of STDs would be prevented that way. If the goal is to get people to use condoms, though, you could take all the money that the campaign cost and put it towards providing free condoms. I think with any campaign like this, you have to ask yourself, do you want to look cool, or do you want to be cool. This is a shame, because preventing the spread of HIV/AIDS is a worthwhile cause. Ultimately, it rings out as hollowly as a DARE school assembly, stating the problem in such bipolar terms that you either accept it or reject it, but you can’t actually think about the message and make an informed decision for yourself. But then the message is really lame in the first place. Unless there’s some magic of engineering going on, there’s no way this machine could actually vend caskets, so the casket in there is “for display purposes only.” This negates the potential for interactivity and defeats much of the point of using a vending machine in the first place. My first impression, as with most vending art projects, was, “Damn, that’s so cool! I wish I was close enough to buy one!” But then, on closer inspection, it misses the mark. Here’s an almost good idea from ad agencey BooneOakley, Penis Caskets: Penis Casket Penis Caskets Text
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